I stole Gerard's iPod
What if Gerard doesn't have an iPod
What kind of celebrity doesn't have an iPod
He could have an MP3 player
Why would he just have an MP3 player, he has the money, why doesn't he buy an iPod
Because he wants to save the money to buy a unicorn
Why would he do that? Mikey should be buying a unicorn with his money
Well, Gerard's his brother.
Mikey has his own money
He used it to buy drugs for Bob
Why didn't Bob buy the drugs
Coz Ray stole his money
Why did he do that, he has his own money
Well, he used the money to place a bet on Mikey's unicorn that doesn't exist yet
What did he bet?
he bet that the unicorn would win a race, but he lost the bet and Frank won all the money
What did Frank do with his money?
He spent it on Kinder sex
Where'd he get the Kinder sex from?
Shelby
Where'd Shelby come from?
Frank's suitcase
Where'd his suitcase come from
The shops
Where'd the shops come from?
Bob
Where'd Bob come from
Gerard's panties
Why does Gerard have panties?
Only Mikey knows
How does Mikey know?
Coz Frank told him, who was told by Bob, who was told by Ray, who was told by Frank, who was told by Gerard, who was told by Mikey, who was told by the Hobo, who was told by Shelby. And Shelby found out coz she was perving in Frank's closet
I thought the panties were Gerard's
That raises a question. Why are the panties in Frank's closet?
That's what I wanna know.
Then maybe you should ask Mikey
Okay......  How?
Well, you teleport to his place, but he's not there right now, so you get his telephone, dial in his number, and see if the phone calls. Then leave a message on the messaging machine, which happens to be right next to you. But before you do that, you hang up, and write on a piece of paper your girlfriend's boyfriend's number which belongs to his aunty, who's aunty is your aunty, then Mikey shall ring, but your aunty will not answer because she's having Kinder sex with Frank. Does that make alot of sense?
..... Not really. I have a few questions about that whole thing.
Number 1. How do I teleport to Mikey's house??
Aeroplane
Number 2. How do I know where Mikey even lives?
You ask Gerard
How do I ask Gerard?
Let's not go through that whole process again, shall we.
Okay. Number 3. How do I know Mikey's number??
It will be on the telephone right next to you which happens to be his telephone
Number 4. WHY THE FUCK IS MY AUNTY HAVING KINDER SEX WITH FRANK? SHE ISN'T A CHILD!!!
Well, your aunty is really Shelby who is wearing a disguise, and she got the disguise by killing your aunty and wearing the skin. And how she killed her, I will not know.
Who knows how Shelby killed my Aunty??
Frank does. Coz Gerard told him and he was told by Mikey, who was told by Ray, who was told by Bob, who was told by Gerard, who was the aunty that died.
So are you telling me, that Gerard was my aunty?
Yes
HOLY SHIT!!!