Little Known Facts about MCR

STUPID AND POINTLESS THINGS
-If you say 'Ray Toro' three times in his face, he gets annoyed

-If you're a teenager, do not scream 'BOO!' at any members of My Chemical Romance. As you've probably gathered by the song 'Teenagers', we scare the living shit out of them. And we don't want to leave them with dead shit do we?

-For christmas, buy MCR a beard. They will make a record about it. Gerard said so himself.

-When you die once, you go to the Black Parade with My Chemical Romance in it.
When you die twice, you to the Black Parade with people like Fergie and Justin Timberlake and Rihanna D8
When you die three times, you go to the Black Parade with black people in it
And When you die four times, you go to the Black Parade with Tamika in it
And you don't want to know where you go when you die five times.

-When you see Mikey approaching the kitchen with a fork rather sneakily, shut off all power in the house to avoid toastericular misfortune.

-If walking through empty streets at night time while holding a box of coca cola, avoid turning into suspicious alleys. A Frankie may be lurking and may attempt to steal your caffiene.

-For My Chemical Romance, The End is at the start.

-Bob is the reason the Cat in the Hat never goes to My Chemical Romance concerts.

-If you have hayfever, never hold a lit match above Ray's hair. You sneeze, you die.

-For Christmas, do NOT buy these things for My Chemical Romance
Gerard: Teenagers
Frank: Pepsi instead of coke
Bob: A dog instead of a cat
Ray: A straightener
Mikey: coffee without caffiene

-If Gerard says; 'I'm Not o-fucking-kay', he means it

-When Gerard said 'Vampires will never hurt you', he lied.

-If Zoe and Shelby ever decide to play poker, all My Chemical Romance band members must stay away from the area at all costs. Ray has already lost a left nut due to their poker games. And Frank is now bottom hair-less.

-One day, Frankie and Mikey went to the coca cola factory. The next day, it went out of business because all of their stocks and stored coca cola had suddenly run dry.

-Once upon a time, Gerard did work experience at a hospital. He had to hold down a patient who needed an injection. Five seconds later, he was on the floor.

-BANANAZZZZZ

-In 'I Never Told You What I Do For A Living', I think that Gerard is saying he killed someone, by using subliminal messages, but then got shot in the back of the head.

-Listen to Gerard, he may tell you how he dissapears.

-When Gerard says 'I don't love you', he means he literally doesn't love you. So gtfo plz.

-Kill all your friends. A title no one should pay attention to.
Now, if you're wondering about where Zoe and Alisha are and why I am covered in red, don't ask.
It has nothing to do with that.